Archive for the “Monthly Headers” Category It’s naughty! It’s raunchy! It should come in a plain brown wrapper! It’s this month’s theme: male fantasy clichés! Since sometimes clichés are true (and sexy), we’ve got four weeks of classics for you: Minxy as the bad girl! Nikki, Jazz and Ariel as, respectively, the Blond, the Brunette and the Redhead! Lila making you wish you could spend 1,001 nights in her harem! And it all wraps up with Dakota and Ariel’s oil wrasslin’ battle royal! Hide this one under your mattress!  It’s time for a whole month of hot Bomber Girl on Bomber Girl action! That’s right, nothing but dynamic duos for the next thirty days (with the amazing Dakota in almost all of them!). See Dakota and Di’Smay in the shower! Witness Dakota and Cut-Throat Kelsey become delinquents! Gasp at Ariel VonVargas and Jazz in bed! And thrash with Dakota and Luna as skate punks! Get ready for a one-two punch!  After the sexy goofballery of last month, Lovebomb Review now goes in the completely opposite direction with our second black and white gallery. I’m sure you’ll agree, however, that even desaturated, Betsy Leigh, Racie, Rock and Mia are still red hot!  Happy New Year! The Bomber Girls have already been hard at work to turn up the sexy for 2009 and they’ve started out by visiting the land of storybooks! First up with have five, count ‘em, five “Bomber Girls in Wonderland.” Then Lila goes green as a curvaceous wood nymph, proving sometimes it is nice to fool with Mother Nature. Racie follows, with one of the first shoots we did with her, putting the “fairy” in “fairytail” uh, we meant “tale”… wait, no we didn’t! We close the book on this month with Dakota and Ariel as Lil’ Red and the Big Bad… watch out for wolves, Red, they’re killer!  What better way to end the year than with a little naughtiness that’s oh-so-nice! It should come as no surprise that when the Bomber Girls were told that this month’s theme was going to be “kinky” they started bouncing up and down, their hands shooting up, the air filled with girlish cries of “ME! ME!” Suffice it to say, they are a fetish-loving, kinky bunch and just you wait until you see them helplessly tied up, forced into ridiculously constricting shoes, playing schoolgirl dress-up and warped up like a sexy present. All guaranteed to warm up your December!  Take the Classic Four Elements of antiquity (Earth, Air, Fire and Water) and mix them up with the Classic Four Elements of the Bomber Girls (Hot, Sexy, Voluptuous and Hubba Hubba) and it all equals this month’s theme (and also a really good reason to get the Bomber girls muddy, windswept, blazing and wet)!  With Halloween’s supernatural specter lurking at the end of the creepiest month of they year, how could October at Lovebomb Review be anything but Spooky month? The Bomber Girls love Halloween like Linus loves the Great Pumpkin, like Sally loves Jack Skellington, like Leatherface loves his chainsaw and like Zombies love braaaaaains! So get ready for the sexy shivers, shakes and shudders as you enter the Lovebomb Spookshow! It’s scary! It’s screamy! It’s screwy! Happy Halloween!  Yarrr! Since September 19th ’tis International Talk Like a Pirate Day (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/), what better way to be celebratin’ than with a whole month of our comely Bomber Wenches all decked out for naughty adventure on the high seas! So, avast me hearties, get ready to set sail for pleasure and tresure… but beware, these saucy lasses give no quarter and take no prisoners! Fairly warned, ye be, says I!  As you might have guessed, we kinda like comic books here at Lovebomb Review. So, naturally, we thought we should pay tribute to these four-color wonders this month with the Bomber Girls cosplaying and geeking around like the sexy superheroes they are. ’nuff said! Located, as the LoveBomb Review World Domination Headquarters and FroYo Hut is, in hyper-liberal Santa Cruz, California, we’re none too big on flag waving for flag-waving’s sake. However, July forth is the birthday of this great nation of ours and we put aside political differences to celebrate the principles of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. And there’s nothing that gives us much more happiness than our Bomber Girls in bed in lingerie. We hope you can bi-partisanly agree. Running up your flagpole to see if you salute: Sun. Sand. Surf. California is world-famous for its stretches of beautiful coastline and when you add LoveBomb Review’s “California Girls” to the mix, it’s all just a day at the beach. A hot, hot, sexy day at the beach! Making the tide rise this month are: The Bomber Girls have put the top down (among other things), revved up their engines and are heading out on California’s highways and back roads as they answer the enticing call of the open road. VROOM! VROOM! Getting your motor running this month: Ah, the internet! Crammed with knowledge you didn’t need (or really didn’t want) to know, carpeted wall-to-wall with nerds flaming one another and stacked and packed to the virtual rafters with every kind of porn imaginable. What would we do without it?! Be pretty damn bored, that’s what! And so, LoveBomb Review gives you a month of e-rotic goofballery, biting the very cyber-hand that feeds it! Chomp! This month, a series of tubes brings you: Here at the Lovebomb Review, we know that some people view black and white photography as “too arty” and “pretentious.” To them we say, “Sucks to your assmar, Piggy!” Then we realize we’re quoting from “Lord of the Flies” and not really answering the fake people we made up. THEN we say, “We think you’ll like THIS black and white photography just fine, what with it being all different shades of grayscale Bomber Girl sexy and such.” It’s all black and white, when it comes down to: A velvet painting of Elvis. Almost any love song from the 70’s. Infomercials. B-movies. All cheesy, all entertaining for all the wrong reasons. Here at Lovebomb Review we love cheese! We say, if it weren’t for cheese how would we know what was really good? Isn’t Star Wars that much better after having seen Plan 9 from Outer Space? Doesn’t a Matisse or van Gogh shine with even more artistic genius when place next to a Family Circus panel? Yes, my friends, despite what your doctor might say, cheese is good for you! And we have the photos to prove it, including: What is now beaming out of your monitor and directly into your brain’s pleasure centers is Lovebomb Review, our grand idea of how a pinup site should be! Sometimes goofy but always sexy, LBR features the voluptuous Bomber Girls in all their curvaceous glory. Each month, Lovebomb Review will have a different concept and everything on the site reflects that theme. The first of each month we’ll smack you right between the eyes with a new Bomber Girl and each and every week will have a brand-spankin’-new and never-before-seen-on-the-internet photo set. And, best of all, it’s all absolutely free! (Although, if you would, you might click on a few of the ads to keep it that way). We already have the first year’s worth of themes (from “Cheesy” to “Internet Sensations” to “Comics” to “Kinky!”) and most of the sets have been shot, so let the LoveBombReview revolution begin! Now go! Look! See out plan of World Domination through Pinups! And please to enjoy, Harry Coe |
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