Archive for the “Ariel” CategoryAriel and Dakota lavishly illustrate the moral Charles Perrault’s version of Little Red Riding Hood: “…well bred young ladies, should never talk to strangers, for if they should do so, they may well provide dinner for a wolf. I say ‘wolf,’ but there are various kinds of wolves. There are also those who are charming, quiet, polite, unassuming, complacent, and sweet, who pursue young women at home and in the streets. And unfortunately, it is these gentle wolves who are the most dangerous ones of all.” Ain’t it the truth?! Who else but Ariel could finish up Four Elements month as our water nymph? We’ve rarely met anyone in tune with the forces of nature. So much so, that she’s a force unto herself. Bubbly like a freshwater spring, gentle as a forest stream, flowing and curvy like a river, yet as powerful as the ocean Ariel puts the “OH” in H2O. All officers, all officers, we have a code 288 in progress. Suspect is one Areil VonVargas, an escaped metal patient from St. Guccione’s Hospital for the Criminally Sexy. Last seen wearing nothing but belts and carrying “Miss Molly, the Catatonic Dolly.” She is armed with what reports are saying is chainsaw on a stick. Extreme caution is advised. Shot, on the run, in a back alley in Santa Cruz. Panther Beach, yet again. This time during the “golden hour,” just as the sun is setting. Which was great except for freezing wind that was whipping off the ocean right at us. Ariel, the consummate professional that she is, still brought all kinds of the sexy. (more…) Ariel is an addict of the sun and sand. Her vices include; tattoos, loud live music, love pats and horizons that never end. Kissing other girls makes her blush but she is no stranger to a good romping and is eager to entertain. Never far from an adventure, Miss Von Vargas will fearlessly (and sweet as a peach) charm your socks off. Ariel will take you all the places you want to go! (more…) |






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