Spam; the internet sensation that’s sweeping the nation! But where does it come from? Who sends all of it? Well, it turns out it’s all from our very own Bomber Girl, Racie. We caught up with her in her Super Evil Genius Computer Lab Spam Broadcasting Headquarters to find her spreading the love (and offers for penis enlargement) by careening down information super highway with reckless abandon.Note: All of the captions in this set are REAL subject lines from spam e-mails that I’ve collected over the years. You can’t make this stuff up, folks!
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Ah, YouTube! The circus sideshow of the 21st century! Step right up and see the baby panda sneeze delightfully! Watch in awe as puppets rhythmically say words from the Harry Potter books! Wonder if you need a cookie umbrella when you go out in the “Chocolate Rain!” Watch that guy dance all those different dances! Dance for us, cyber freakshow, dance! And, of course, be amazed that over seven million people can also not look away when Chris Crocker loses it over Britney “America’s Most Watched Train Wreck” Spears!

In the spirit of the new “fifteen minutes of fame,” we give you Sprinkles “Crockering it up” for your viewing pleasure… please to enjoy!

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Internet Sensations – A review of the finest comics on the web.
I found myself faced with yet another quandary when researching and writing this month’s column, dear reader. The theme of this month is Internet Sensation, and so I was saddled with the unenviable task of reviewing the vast and daunting world of Web based comics. At first my biggest problem seemed to be steeped in my capitalistic principles. How could I, the leading purveyor of comic related entertainment in the Greater Santa Cruz Metropolitan Area reconcile reviewing, nay even recommending, fine comical stories that one could find and enjoy for (shudder) free on the interwebs with my base, nearly genetic, need to sell comics to the hopefully unsuspecting public? How indeed?! But this conflict of morals was short lived and quickly resolved. Sure, you can enjoy…or at least read, thousands of comic-themed tales on the World Wide Web, and not a single dollar will trickle into my hard-working and well-deserving hands. But the more you do read the more you will become transfixed. You will come to crave comicy-goodness in all its forms, free and otherwise. And then, in a fevered trance, sweat pouring from your aching cerebellum, you will enter my shop, unaware of how you even came to be there, and shout, “Give me more comics! Gimme, Gimme, Gimme!’. And then dear reader, you shall be mine.

So here you are. A taste of the finest, and foulest, the internet has to offer. Go ahead. Yes, it is free. The first one is always free…Bwah Ha….Bwah Ha Ha Ha…Bwah Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha….ahem… (more…)

Aw, wooket the wittle LOLmodls doin’ the cutes! They iz just like the kittehs on Icanhascheezburger.com, ‘cept they’s all nakkid! Hooray for nakkid!
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Ariel is an addict of the sun and sand. Her vices include; tattoos, loud live music, love pats and horizons that never end. Kissing other girls makes her blush but she is no stranger to a good romping and is eager to entertain. Never far from an adventure, Miss Von Vargas will fearlessly (and sweet as a peach) charm your socks off. Ariel will take you all the places you want to go!
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Ah, the internet! Crammed with knowledge you didn’t need (or really didn’t want) to know, carpeted wall-to-wall with nerds flaming one another and stacked and packed to the virtual rafters with every kind of porn imaginable.

What would we do without it?! Be pretty damn bored, that’s what!

And so, LoveBomb Review gives you a month of e-rotic goofballery, biting the very cyber-hand that feeds it! Chomp!

This month, a series of tubes brings you:
-April 3: I Can Haz Cheezcake. Our tribute to them LOLcats and kittens on IcanHasCheezburger.com.
-April 10: Sprinkles doing her best Chris “Leave Britney ALONE!” Crocker impersonation.
-April 17: Racie and Rocky: Cola BOOM! Mentos + Diet Pepsi = wet and sticky Bomber Girls. Yum!
April 24: Racie: Spam. The scourge of the internets gets all sexified.